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When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.

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smokeporch: GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
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you burned my feelings

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smokeporch: GIRLY BLOG!
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that’s so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended.

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Opening up your test and you see the first question

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